My Demographic

as performed by Little Davey and the Metrics
(with apologies and gratitude to Pete Townshend)

Companies try to pin us down,
(Talking’ ‘bout My Demographics)
On the World Wide Web, as we surf around,
(Talking’ ‘bout My Demographics)

Selling us a drink, or selling a toke,
(Talking’ ‘bout My Demographics)
I hope I die before I go broke.
(Talking’ ‘bout My Demographics)

My Demographics,
My Demographics, baby.

Why don’t you all give up your greed,
(Talking’ ‘bout My Demographics)
And don’t try to sell what we don’t need.
(Talking’ ‘bout My Demographics)
Won’t be a part of your consumer traffic,
(Talking’ ‘bout My Demographics)
I don’t wanna be in your demographic.
(Talking’ ‘bout My Demographics)

My Demographic,
My Demographic, baby.
I am my own demographic,
My own demographic, baby!